miss momo: valkyrie

the books ive read, am reading, & wanna read.. ^^

♡ the darkest night (lords of the underworld 1) by gena showalter

♡ the darkest kiss (lords of the underworld 2) by gena showalter

♡ the luckiest lady in london by sherry thomas

♡ the adultery club by tess stimson

♡ the warlord wants forever (immortals after dark 1) by kresley cole

♡ labyrinth (languedoc trilocy 1) by kate mosse

♡ porn star by laurelin paige & sierra simone

♡ the demon king & i (caruther sisters 1) by candace havens

♡ the life-changing magic of tidying up by marie kondo

♡ start-up nation by dan senor

♡

狮子座

狮子独自一人的时候会迷茫拿著手机不知道做什么。狮子和不熟悉的人在一起很斯文不说话，会给人很好的感觉。但一熟悉起来你会发现狮子的单纯和没有长大的心、却又爱玩什麼都敢尝试狮子懒的连下楼买早餐都嫌烦。房间永远乱乱的却给人舒适感。

狮子座女孩不善于改变，她喜欢的就会一直喜欢，她不喜欢的，她就永远都不会喜欢。狮子座女孩对朋友可以两肋插刀，为了朋友，可以做任何事；但她讨厌别人的利用，所以，如果你想交下一个狮子座的女孩做朋友，就不要利用她，虽然她嘴上不说，但是她心里会开始慢慢讨厌你。

狮子座女孩脾气很坏心却太善良，狮子座的人很不愿意伤害别人，但伤害后内心里她会真的好自责好内疚的，虽然别人看不到，她的确会好难过。她宁愿忍受太多的寂寞和痛苦也不愿意跟任何人提起，其实骨子里是很小女人的,渴望有一个避风港湾，让她去依靠，但是她必须确定那个人是否可以承受得了这一切的。

狮子看起来一副很了不起的样子,但其实他们的内心是很脆弱的.他们只是习惯用骄傲来伪装。狮子喜欢热闹,喜欢跟朋友一起疯狂的玩闹。狮子喜欢一个人的时候他们只敢暗恋不敢明恋。狮子总对陌生人冷冷的,但熟悉了后就嘻嘻哈哈的。

狮子座的人没有你们想像中的可怕。狮子其实很简单。

顺其自然 ~ 黄小琥

一份爱会出现裂痕
两个人都要负责任
有些成长来自承认
我终于挣脱怨与恨

年轻总习惯去争论
要别人照我的剧本
满身伤痕
才知道悲哀是互不信任

不在乎的眼神
内心悄悄破损
在午夜的时分
被一个梦给拆穿没忘记那个人

每一次记忆的翻腾
既美好也残忍
思念让旧情有余温
将我困在早应该要离开的空城

我试着让生活变得清淡
对幸福或寂寞顺其自然
偶尔小小孤单
偶尔小小浪漫
不怕大喜大悲那么难负担
不想再背负太多期盼
对好奇或关心顺其自然
只是那点不安
只是那点心酸
总会忽然扩散
让心又累又茫然
希望有人陪伴

重来 ~ 黄小琥

你是否爱过
你爱他多过他爱你的人你还记得吗
你是否爱过
他有种真命天子般的人你还记得吗
你是否爱过
让你日夜忘不了的人你还记得吗
我们曾爱过
不同种类不同面孔的人你记得哪个他

相爱以后终于分手分手以后又想重来

如果能重来
诚实的去对待
彼此都没疑猜
就没有理由分开
如果能重来
回忆当作尘埃
心不曾被伤害
就能无瑕疵地爱

但是重来却不能保证爱的成功或失败
要重来多少次后才会明白
要重来多少次后你才明白

回味 ~ 彭佳慧

脱下我的外衣　盖在你的胸前
你熟睡呼吸　满身酒气
每次你突然按门铃　说要喝一杯
就像顽皮的孩子　要糖吃

你我这样关系　也算一种默契
你不想聊的　我不会提
我不要给你有压力　只要你开心
偶尔一点小情绪　我自己抚平

我可以一杯接着一杯
只为了你想要喝醉
在你迷濛眼神里
彷彿才有我的美
我可以一杯接着一杯
只要你留在我身边
就当做是一时气氛美
也足够我反覆的回味

其实我愿意　随时为了你干杯
因为半梦半醒间　你才拥着我入睡

比我幸福 ~ 陈晓东

望着广场的时钟你还在我的怀里躲风
不习惯言不由衷沉默如何能让你都懂
此刻与你相拥也算有始有终
祝福有许多种心痛却尽在不言中

请你一定要比我幸福
才不枉费我狼狈退出
再痛也不说苦爱不用抱歉来弭补
至少我能成全你的追逐

请记得你要比我幸福
才值得我对自己残酷
我默默的倒数最后再把你看清楚
看你眼里的我好馍糊慢慢被放逐

放心去追逐你的幸福
别管我愿不愿孤不孤独都别在乎

没那麼简单 ~ 黄小琥

没那麼简单就能找到聊得来的伴
尤其是在看过了那麼多的背叛
总是不安只好强悍
谁谋杀了我的浪漫

没那麼简单就能去爱别的全不看
变得实际也许好也许坏各一半
不爱孤单一久也习惯
不用担心谁也不用被谁管

感觉快乐就忙东忙西
感觉累了就放空自己
别人说的话随便听一听
自己作决定
不想拥有太多情绪一杯红酒配
在周末晚上关上了手机
舒服窝在沙发裡

相爱没有那麼容易每个人有他的脾气
过了爱做梦的年纪轰轰烈烈不如平静
幸福没有那麼容易才会特别让人著迷
什麼都不懂的年纪
曾经最掏心所以最开心曾经

想念最伤心但却最动心的记忆

让懂你的人爱你 ~ 苏永康

你忘不了开始的甜蜜
却怕想起未来的情景
他是会认错的听你哭泣
直到下次又不小心忘记

你解释着孤寂和无力
他却相信那只是情绪
当埋怨都变得没有意义
你想留住的是什么东西

离开爱过的人和回忆
怎能不挣札不痛心
但是一个最难的决定
往往是最好的决定

让懂你的人爱你
重选一份值得坚持的感情
爱只要有一点点冲动就可以
了解却少些默契都不行

让懂你的人爱你
别舍不得过去只为了可惜
相爱不只是去进对方的生活
更要能走入彼此的生命

爱一个人好难 ~ 苏永康

我不是爱过就算的人 ~ 苏永康

点不燃你心中那盏灯
就在大风的夜我等了又等
悬空的心总在星光中翻滚
坠落一杯满满情真
忘不了梦里轻轻一吻
就在热闹的街我向前狂奔
期盼的眼终于溢出了泪痕
装满一碗浓浓情深

我不是一个爱过就算的人
爱过的每一刹那都是我永恒
哪怕风愈吹愈冷
哪怕爱情有伤痕
你还是我最思念的人

我不是一个爱过就算的人
只希望有个诚恳无悔的过程
哪怕你永远不能
就算我孤注一生
也不介意在你眼眸里自焚

知道 ~ 张惠妹

既然都知道既然睡不著
不如就把黑夜熬成破晓
我为自己骄傲我终于可以
不靠感情这样过来了
想你是很好但我的心在退烧

逃假装是在寻找
我明明就不需要
人的心若是关不牢
爱到不知如何是好
你能给多少突然我就是不想要

逃从天涯到海角
烧泪早就不知不觉烧乾了
你爱的谁都看得到
可是我就很不想要
所以我这样放开了

怎么我会错乱了心跳
是什么让我不堪其扰
oh.. 既然都知道爱过了就好

逃从天涯到海角
烧泪早就不知不觉烧乾了
你爱的谁都看得到
一厢情愿让我依靠
却不曾问我要不要

一了百了 ~ 信

一辈子两个人在一起
你说要加个或许
不是你不喜欢甜言和蜜语
只是你比较实际
两个人一辈子不分离
你问我好在哪里
不是你不期待永恒的恋曲
你说最美的爱情叫做回应

为何连分手都不跟我争吵
撂下一句话就想逃跑
让我爱难平恨难消情难灭梦难了
心难过你却放手一了百了

离开我你说是为了我好
可知道这句话伤人不少
就算忘不了没有大不了
反正一切都不再重要
我的心既然你全都不了
何必再继续让彼此困扰
斩断纠缠的爱
从今就一了百了

我傻笑..

23 Sep @ 21:32
me? hurt countless of time
ok.. think u will have to know this.. i m a divorcee..
oh? how many times?
wah? how many times? wat a question to ask?
once.. & no kids burden
hp low batt. wait for me.
for u.. will wait..

yoohoo.. hey pumpkin, stil around?
ya.. told u i will wait.

24 Sep @ 07:58
你知道你是几点出世的吗? me going 观音堂 there. 顺便 get a 平安 chiam for u. ^^
:) getting my 八字? so serious?
yah i'm going to put a hex on u
31 mar 76; XXXXh. 别下降头 ok..

如何? 八字相配吗?
千里姻缘，天作之合。白头偕老，子孙满堂。
so 大人, 你什么时候抬轿子来娶我过门啊?
哇哈哈.. 别紧张.. 开大人玩笑罢了..
真是的，让我白高兴一下。
以为真的这莫准这么配

今天只求平安.. 跟观音阿妈报了你的资料，请她多 "照着" 你一点..
人平安最重要..
这也对，我平安，已为着有希望。
人生本来就充满希望..

fish & chips ah? aiyoh..
pumpkin 你的 BMI 真的要超过 30 了..
别担心了，会保持身材回去date 你的

你不喜欢的话以后我就不讲了..
没不喜欢，i m easy..
it dun sound like an insult anyway..
我喜欢 !! 哈哈 !!
ok.. 你喜欢就好

25 Sep @ 06:00
pumpkin 早安~
u dun need sleep huh?
huh.. u not enough sleep huh.. so grouchy first thing in the morning..
i m concern abt u
woke up earlier on abt 2 am..
was gonna msg u then, but tot will get nagged by u..
now waking up at 6 am, say hi..
but stil kenna nagged at..
sorry sorry.. sayang sayang ok..
give u flowers..

reserved for members of the 后宫.. u applying for membership?
i'm usually the queen of my own realm.. would u like to be a 公公 in my 宫殿 instead?
ur 宫殿公公, need to chop? or can be fake one & constantly have tryst with the queen?

原来也是个大男人.. o_O
我非常大男人 ok
hmm.. 大男人，是要养小女人的喔..
prep & ready.. juz looking for the one for me to 养。
note.. is 养, not 包!
oooh.. 应该是先养一个在家里，然后再去外头包几个吧.. lolx..
这个major 没这本事。。。
养一个就够我忙了

XC90 driver shd also be quite 大男人。big car, steady career.. paddock club member..
talk to him n keep him entertain lor.. like how u keep me entertain..
he is right next to u & i m 3000miles away.. i m sure u can do a better job to entertain him
my friend say, if i ask him any more stupid question, he will take a rusty needle to sew my mouth shut !! lolx..
ask me lor.. think he more interested in the race than interested in u.

my iPad "live"

叫惯了久了就ok
我才不要跟你其他女人一样那样叫你 leh.. o_O
好吧，你special..不一样
也不见得 pumpkin 你叫过我名字..
说得也是。应该如何称赞你呢?
but i m use to babe, honey n dear.. :)
but yet u want to be special..
call u princess lor..

26 Sep @ 03:38
下好大雨.. 被吓醒了
不怕不怕！sayang sayang
其实我是个胆小鬼..
looks like u need someone to hug u to bed everynight :)
lolx.. 我还没那个福气..

yah, i wasted my chances not finding out last night. damn.
juz out of fun m kidding.. i know u are a lady that is not so "easy"
won't anyhow go around "hugging" pple.
X3 too far away to hug hug wat..

hmm.. look like u really pissed...
hihi.. no not pissed lah..
i was worried n concern for quite a awhile.
oh.. really huh.. then shd have made u worried a little longer.. ^^
知道 lah.. 多情的男人都是有风度的..
which of ur statement orh lok me?
我还以为这句是 "swan siao".. aka 讽刺

this u also know? u tracking n chatting wif all of us huh?
当然咯.. pumpkin 你忘了我是 spy 吗? 不然干嘛对你那么好啊? o_O
so sad.. u making use of me
我还以为是真心的。。。
huh.. pumpkin 你不甘愿吗?
愿者上钩
那 pumpkin 你是愿者还是钩啊? ^^
我好像是被钩

-.-" BMI 喔.. 要超过 30 了..
还差远了

27 Sep @ 05:18
gd night + gd morning
u are early .. is 515 back home
or u simply woke up early to say gd morning to me?
是咯.. but pumpkin 都不相信..
真的感动了。。。

i want steamboat
juz now, early evening.. i worn shorts n t-shirt to my ex-subordinate place for dinner.
i forgot to bring my jacket
then when it get dark.. it got cold..
& i walk back.. think caught a cold.
keh kiang..
u are so gonna fall sick tomorrow lor..
take ur vitamin c.. u got ginger?
took C.. no ginger
well, if u start to sniffle tomorrow, then go Cole there buy old ginger
if u lazy find it troublesome then just go see ur MO
sniffing now
一下子肚子痛.. 一下子着凉..
*tsk tsk tsk*.. 还真像个小孩子..
我看你是个子大，体质弱..
wrong.. all juz small symptoms.. must tell u then u will show 关心嘛
huh.. 你后宫里的其他三千佳丽呢? 没关心你吗? 全部放大假啊?
现象focus on 你这个佳丽嘛

28 Sep @ 03:49
giving me morning call?
show u i got cover my neck, mum.

u upset over ur new hairdo?
i just find it.. weird?
pumpkin u wanna see?
keep it as a suspense.. i see it when i get back
rem u F1 photo u watapps me? i tagged to ur contact in my phone.. so now seeing it everyday at the top right of watapps
so that is the last recollection of how u look.. ur new look.. let's wait till end oct..

29 Sep @ 05:43
tks for waking up with me every morning
is nice to have some sending u a nice little watapps when u get out of bed..
eee.. i can't stand my mum at times !! gawd..
okie doke. that's it. no more morning what's app liao.
if not people will condemn me to a "nagging future"..
whatever that is.. o_O
Juz to make this clear, I m not complaining :)

30 Sep @ 13:08
dun believe, ask kitty.. we ram together
are u a habitual liar, used to people not believing in you, & having to countercheck whatever that you're telling them..? *duh*..
nope, i m a honest, truthful guy.. sometime to honest for my own good..
so u & kitty "ram" together..
hmm.. that came out kinda wrong.. sleazy actually..
*ran!!!
u dirty mind...
but... i like....

iPad?
the only pads i have are Kotex & Whisper - with wings.. but give me a tampon anytime.
okie too much info. next..?
urg... *speechless* initially
but here is my response..
"noted"

对牛弹琴.. 对墙说话..
is 9pm!
ok.. time is yours

1 Oct @ 15:40
my ugly cheesecake done liao..
ugly on the outside like me, but yummy on the inside also like me..
yummy in the inside.. yum yum
ok.. u go enjoy BBQ & chit chatting.. i go prep debrief
okie doke. i want to ask u for a favour later. remind me hor.
ok.. wat ur favor? more brown brother ?
okie doke.. heress the favour i need..

wow.. u so nice to him..
so jealous.. u wanna pay for my dinner too?
say u good mood, wanna buy him a nice meal
i everyday good mood
i paid for the BBQ food today
wow! u bought the guys bbq today? 真让人大开眼界.. very 意想不到..
pls.. i look very stingy to u meh?
stingy..? ermm.. i remember someone collect $10 from me for my kopi lor..
u ask, so i take.. if u din ask, i won't even bother to ask frm u..
in fact, i respect woman who willing to Dutch..
but of coz, the more atas meal, let me pick the tab

u know, the dutch thing, was abit hurting? made me upset for a while..
really.. i tot u want to impress me with ur financial independent so i let u have ur way lor..
i asked becos i have manners..
normal gentleman supposed to appreciate the gesture & politely refuse one leh..
i tot u want to impress me so i give u the chance.. din know that u actually wanted to see a gentleman
like, 是不是不够年轻、不够瘦、不够漂亮.. 所以咖啡钱还得自己出..

nah.. just good to clarify lor..
otherwise i would have continued to think that u're a 铁公鸡..
wats a metal chicken?
in fact, i m impress by ur directness n frankness
铁公鸡.. 一毛不拔.. i.e. very kiam siap
nah.. i think i m too generous for my own good
nevermind.. the more u know me the one u will find out.

又没见过大人你请过我.. o_O
slowly u will find out ok
to prove my sincerity, ku te da when I get back.. or Morton or li'lido, ur choice
dont anyhow make promises leh.. cos i will remember them one. & i dont want to end up disappointed..
once i open my mouth, i will fulfill it ok..

oei.. i not as clumsy as u okie, buffalo!
i m more nimble than u think

2 Oct @ 08:05
can u play the piano like that?
:) I can't play real music..
but if need to learn to coax someone, maybe will put in that effort.
coax?
哄
我看是 "骗" 吧..
愿者上钩
你又不是姜太公.. 小心钓到大白鲨.. 把你给吃了 ! 哈哈 !
我说 "愿者上钩"，又没说 "来者不拒"
eh.. 不过大人你不是好像自己已经被钩了吗? lolx..
你是指大人被何人钩到呢?
是大人自己说的.. 我哪知道是谁啊.. o_O
大人到处被钩。。有时后也不知被何钩

even he like Thai food u also know!
why, pumpkin u jealous ah?
so lovely
ya, u dun even know what food I like
so wat i like?

tell u my criteria for a gf/wife
在家是贤妇；出外是贵妇；进房是荡妇。
要求还真高.. 那大人自己有什么好啊?
我的好在给于女生安全感! 老实，踏实做事的大男人
how do we define "大男人"?
老实、踏实做事的叫牛.. 不叫大男人.. o_O
你 "贤妇" 的定义好像跟 "用人" 的定义没两样..
different.. 佣人得不到大男人的安全感，贤妇能拥有大男人

3 Oct @ 08:54
huh.. told u we got GG.. 都不明白你在说什么..
if u dun mind, wats our age gap?
ermm.. how old are u are? 哪年出世的?
oh wait wait.. i remember liao..
31/03/1974 right?
ur head.. 31/03/76!!
huh? wrong meh.. are u sure is not 1974?
我记得你说是 1976 leh..
that's it.. u ask 四马路观英 to bless the wrong person
so we still have GG?

yes, dear.. those are the books i read :)

my debrief getting shorter.. very good.. everything getting smooth
short maybe becos u're getting lazy..
could be..
hmm.. 莫非迫不及待跟我 what's app ?! 哈哈 !!
maybe it's like a daily routine alrdy :)
maybe without watapps u, cannot sleep

mi ni mo ni mi ta mor tar..
????
睡咒.. put pumpkin to sleep..
good boy..
always
good night kiss~
no French kiss?
dont push ur luck.
ok gd nite kiss sufficient

by the way, yesterday i saw a photo of u. & for the very first time, i actually tot u were rather good looking - just thought i'd let u know.
ha.. which photo?
anyway, i never though otherwise :)
this one.. maybe cos it's dark & side profile..
Wah Lau !
i shd have said.. for once, pumpkin u look human. not orc-like..
i can accept such statement
i know in ur heart, u dun mean it..

u still owe me ur age !
& wats ur china name?
王XX..?
so i not so intelligent, wat ur age n Chinese name?

u evading my questions!
lolx.. let u mull over them first..
then maybe u will think more of me tonight!

u dun bring charger to office ?
wat ur phone model? i go online check got portable batt charger or not..

u otang me a few things.. ur age & Chinese name.. which i will dream abt it
& ur address so i can order the portable battery charger & courier over to u

4 Oct @ 05:23
will it explode next to my ear..?
how often is the phone next to ur ear?
think most prob explode in ur hand only

freezing.. *brrr*..
u really need a warm body to hug u..
i want to run back home & hide under my duvet.. cuddles preferred

wat the diff between hug & cuddle?
hmm.. abt the same bah..
you can hug ur friends, but u only cuddle with someone special..

i see.. then to keep u warm, u will need someone specially warm to cuddle u.
hmm.. pumpkin are u warm?
most flurry creature are warm right?
related that to my callsign
will i be warm enf then?
pumpkin is.. flurry? o_O

u know my callsign right?
what is ur callsign?
what is callsign?
so, go find my call sign then we go back to the cuddle topic

oh oh oh!! i think i know.
it's "Chee Hong" right??
pumpkin ur callsign is Chee Hong??
heh heh.. i'm smart leh.. *beams*..
haha.. well done, i m so proud of it
WRONG SALA
huh?
wrong
wrong meh?
izzit must put 'Club'?
wrong! try again
"Chee Hong Club"?
NO
or izzit "President"?
next better try

my callsign is Rambut!
n can u guess why?
hair? huh?
yeah.. correct
now relate it to flurry n warmness
rambut = hairy = flurry = provide lots of warm wat

redeem on 27th oct lor..
huh.. 28 lar.. 27th touch down late at night leh
cuddle also need time..
dont care !!
orh.. must be cuddling ur other 2,999 ahead first right?!
Princess, u can 割车

but my turn will come in 10 years' time!
u decision.. permission is granted for over taking

i shd let my secretary get back to u, she the one doing the scheduling
thanks. make sure she just do the scheduling, dont bring me any mooncakes!

pumpkin, what is ur blood type? ^^
B+

no parade today
next time i give u private show
lolx.. i was abt to say, cannot anyhow show. only reserved for Princess..
emmm.. wonder which one u will like
which one will hide ur tummy better?
the tummy is the beauty ok.. u simply dun know how to appreciate

u mind getting a bigger capacity battery for ur phone but will be slightly thicker?
wahaha.. when i saw the brief, i tot pumpkin u said would i mind getting bigger capacity guy..lolx..
n thicker too right?
thick in the waist, no thanks.
thick elsewhere, can consider.
so where else u want u guy to be thick in?
thick in the.. head maybe?
lolx.. 简单一点的男人, 好让我吃..
head as in the head on the neck.. not the other head down there..
this sentence can be read many ways man.. i prefer the not so proper way
thick head + 吃.. hmmmmmm.. u naughty gal

sleep liao huh?
又来了.. -.-"
gd night
woke up to go toilet then realized forgot to gd night again :$

5 Oct @ 06:44
i rem u say u suppose to 一觉到天明！but it seem u still waking up in the middle of the night
都没三更半夜 what's app 去烦你.. 你哪知道 huh.. o_O
tracking u :)
pls.. watapps show last online time.. n it shows like 7plus.. so is 5plus sg time means u woke up

today i won a lucky draw
a one night stay in the wilderness with the monster!
all free, including meals.

*ding dong*..
既然 pumpkin 今天这么 lucky, 那么我就借用你的好运买买马票吧!
my BMW is 3664, my hotel Rm number is 111
huh.. no leh, 买了别的了..
35XX & 31XX..

cold cold here
less than 10deg
in the wild? or in the cabin?
poor pumpkin.. *hugs*..
in the wild, cabin slightly warmer
hope u brought ur jacket, socks & towel with u. cos u 体质弱, wait fall sick again..
i brought the thought of u, that will keep me warm in cuddle

6 Oct @ 15:03
男人怕冷，那怎么给他的女人温暖? -.-"
一个热血的男人才可以温暖他女人的心
大人你热血吗？
应该吧！应该很温暖

多情的男人，通常都是冷血的..
又没说我多情！你自己误会吧

多情 + 感情那么丰富.. 怎么给你的女人安全感啊?
only those who 身入其中 then will understand
等到 "身入其中" 时才恍然大悟发现.. 可能已经上了贼船，太迟了!
everything is a risk right :)
is all abt how high is the ROI

说的也是..
人生也总有许多意外，握在手里的风筝也会突然断了线。

我也好可怜..
raining cats & dogs when i was leaving the office earlier. cardi, left in office. brolly, left at home.
n u totally wet?
wet.. drenched.. cold.. shivering.. hungry..
wet to the bone is bad enough..
but what's worse is shivering in the mrt all the way back..
i think i'm falling sick..
*sniffs*..

hmm.. we seem to be heading back to the cuddle topic
u seem to need one now
how to cuddle? pumpkin also afraid of cold water..
sayang sayang
i afraid of cold water but wiling to cuddle a cold body
but i want a warm cuddle now.. *whines*..
i m 5000km away..

想或不想，要或不要，跟可以不可以.. 不一样..
想，要，不可以。

到家了，在吃晚餐..
wash up 1st ok..
huh.. very hungry leh.. eat first can?
so 乖.. Ask permission :)
本来就乖嘛.. 我平时很坏吗？

wat on 26 oct? how come public hol?
deepavali
so looking forward for my return .. felt the warmth.. :)

if based on pumpkin's "attractive looks", or more appropriately, the lack of it.. dont think we would even be what's app-ing in the first place lor..
so hurtful

let's just say.. i saw this hint of goodness hidden within the boisterous exterior.
delicate n fragile?
first time I heard this being use on me
hard, manly & steely on the outside. yet delicate & fragile on the inside.
希望我没看错..

u see urself as a saviour?
i'm not Jesus. 我没那么伟大.
我只是觉得，说大话、装过于开心的，只是外表。内在的 hidden depths，普通人应该没机会看过，自然也摸索不清。

好了，累了。第一次比 pumpkin 早睡。看来我真的要生病了。安。
good nite n do go see doc if really unwell
tell me something before i go to sleep..
我有看错吗？
u are right abt the hidden depth.. not many pple can read my inner self coz my exterior demeanor cover all that up.
go sleep, we will have many opportunitie to examine n analysis me.

7 Oct @ 08:34
Princess, u feeling better this morning?
u not going office I hope.
am out liao. gonna go spread my germs all around.
pls dun overwork when u not well..

r u home resting alrdy ?
hidden @ home?
yes pumpkin. am showered, dry & nicely tucked under my blanket..
rem to wake up for dinner

你还真把我当成大小姐 huh? lolx..
ya.. had always 把你当大小姐 got that style :)
pumpkin 把我当大小姐来捧就好了.. lolx..
u mean very "satt".. got the "seh" right?
the very 难应付 kind of 大小姐 "seh"
what?! @#$%* !!

juz curious, how come i m known as "major ASS"
?]{}#%**￡><\,!￥??

ask u something..
wat u wanna know?
i actually wanted to ask if u liked children.. but just tot of something else instead..

one of the reason of my unsuccessful marriage is coz my ex dun know kids
or rather, when she wanted it, i m not ready.. when i m ready, she too involved in her career to think abt it.

so wat is the sometime else qns?
well, have u have paid for sex?
nope..why pay when u can find free or help urself?
where to find free?
ONS... i m not going deny that
i dun think this is something to be proud of or to share wif u
does it matter?
not really..
thank you.

hmm.. think quite easy to take advantage of u.. juz make u tipsy
that's why i seldom drink outside.. esp in the company of strange hairy man..
the strange hairy man will protect u frm other men ok

8 Oct @ 04:52
不知你真病假病, can work, can drink n can wake up so early
is Saturday, pls try sleep in more..

真的不舒服还给人说成是假病..
u really dun look like u sick wat.. eat heavy food, drink beer, wake up early...
X3 都不在身边，不能照顾我、疼我、抱抱我睡觉.. 我装病撒娇给谁看啊?
ok... not going to doubt u anymore..

then can u be a gd gal n go see doc? or at least take some over the counter medication?
pumpkin u sound so authoritative & naggy..
but i guess this is the way u show ur concern bah..
大男人style

counterpart is what?
counterpart, the pilots
wow! pilots! do they all look like Zoe Tay husband??
nope, they look better, but pple says controller tends to look better than pilots
do u have any idea what Zoe Tay husband look like??
tall, tanned, muscular.. very MAN!!

have u ever looked in a mirror & seen what a controller looks like? -.-"
yup, last check, better than robo

just saw this in the papers today. not sure if u're interested.
organized walk not my cup of tea, if u wanna, i can bring u walk @ east coast anytime
huh.. but what is there to see at east coast?
this one can see USS leh..
i can bring u to uss, still have a pair of coporate tix, to be used by 31 dec.

hellow, tot u fever, sore throat etc? although i did not had laksa for the past 3 weeks.. i think i know how it is being spell hor
can we discuss ur laksa?

huh.. sad..
i tot pumpkin bringing me..
pumpkin 你真的不要带我去吗?
ok.. i bring u there.. :)

9 Oct @ 18:10
feels terrible.. 我好难受..
emotionally or physically?
who bully u?
hey, u ok or not?

好多了，应该没事..
不要太操劳了
我以为今天烧没那么高，可是谁知道却更难受..
不听＂老＂人言，吃亏在眼前
哪来的老人家?
比你老的我

你是我见过最口花花的人之一.. 可是说的全是废话.. o_O
n yet u still enjoy conversed with me.. means 口花花 got certain attractiveness
我不喜欢口花花的男人..
but i want to see the real you within.. (if it exists..)
for u to find out then

那你的钥匙在哪?
我也不知道
你钥匙在哪都不知道.. 这样我会怕的..
要勇敢！
我怕我输不起..
u go focus on ur "servicing"
then go home rest then tmr see doc.
输了起，输不起 is not a topic for current discussion

10 Oct @ 16:20
wah !! roo !!
roo eat grass
how big are they huh? as tall like us?
nope, as tall as u maybe
huh. but i am taller than pumpkin in my heels leh..
roo dun wear heels :)

here, we have free heli ride
u mean free ride to hell? i.e. very scary ride?
Heli!! Helicopter
HELI - copter
think samsung phone also not very good
OEI !! is my eyes no good..

but i still finish the whole route.. n faster
okie lah. pumpkin u very fast.. very MAN lah.
emmm.. something can be slow too.. too fast no good
i'm sure u do everything also fast.. except for replying what'sapp from 8:00 - 19:00.. -.-"

没开会啊？还是开完了？
alrdy in bed! wat u think
with who ?!?
我讨厌你 !!

11 Oct @ 09:53
?
u shoot me last night.. so i ghost now lor..
why u shoot me huh?
i slept alone leh
tot u had company in bed..
have, my iPad n iPhone

在抱佛脚. 今晚考试..
only placemat, no food?
that is a coaster.. still ordering
pls focus on ur 抱佛脚
hug tight tight
okie okie.. 免得你又开始罗嗦..

anyway, why aren't u in bed yet? o_O
in bed alrdy
alone..

???? that's a translation of my chinese name
i dun even know ur Chinese name
got !! i told pumpkin the other night when u asked. must be u forgot liao..
u din.. last friday.
u a tipsy, n scold me for not staying up to listen to ur 真心话
tell me again, pls.

薛XX
u ermm.. can pronounce or not huh? o_O

Ong Sxx Kxxx = 王XX huh?
so what does ur mama call u?
Michael or boy
boy? almost 40 liao stil boy?!
nobody calls u by ur chinese name?
nope..
grandparents still call by dialect name
u mean like.. "ah kiat !!"
yup yup.. so smart

u know my name?
L.?
it's just spelt exactly like that on my bc. & nric.
my official name is just "SLR"

12 Oct @ 05:04
杰哥早..
琳妹早.. dun sound right
my hair all standing.. *shivers*..

golfing wif the roo (baby roo included)
WAH !! sooo cute !!
that's one lucky shot u got pumpkin..
what kind of lucky shot? golf shot or photo shot
of cos photo lah.. have i ever seen u play golf? *duh*..

so clumsy & so slow, yet lucky enough to get the baby roo shot!
for u only :)

who clumsy n slow?
the.. uhmm.. major in the big room? u know.. the one who ermm.. looks like an orc?
emm.. maybe i dun know him.
huh. so besides slow & clumsy, apparently he's abit delusional too.

no Orcs.. but if i called him an Elf who is tall & muscular, would u then suddenly have an idea?
em.. maybe.. does this Elf u are mentioning appear in my mirror when i look at it?
u mean, the mirror doesn't crack everytime u look at it?
usually i juz have a nice guy smiling back at me..

faster.. slowpoke..
running some errand
oops. solly.
ok.. now can entertain u.. :)

ur last word.. haha.. i had funny thoughts
i guess S_OR_
then the pig comes into my mind
so i was guessing, snort
snore
short
then no T no N.. i tot of how to make pig into pork.. that where i thought of sword

13 Oct @ 06:50
????? = 早安!
?? ???? = 今天小心喔..
小心? monster?
难不成我是在叫 monster 小心你 huh? -.-"

wat next for ur korea foray?
proceed on to next level lor.. but no longer on tues..
once a week?

wat is onyx?
gave u a simple diamond u want a rare onyx
atas gal

14 Oct @ 11:33
u know, it's kinda weird..
huh? wat weird?
we used to talk all kinds of crap.. but now conversation is just limited to the hanging game..
好可惜.

i hitched a ride out into town after the night flying
juz now was debrief so din reply
9pm lar.. I tot u alrdy key into ur calendar "2100H: do not disturb the major in the big room"

我哪知道.. 你又没跟我说..
我以为你在野外嘛.. 担心你还给你骂..
din have time to tell u after i told u i m losing mobile signal

你看.. 你真的不理我了..
actually, u are the one usually 不理我, coz u dun usually answer the question i ask

我是不是好像一个 spoilt brat huh? 整天吵着要 pumpkin 的注意力..
still manageable
what's manageable?
i still can managed this spoilt brat

我还以为 pumpkin fed up 了，不理我这个 spoilt brat 了..
是 max out... not fed up
max out solving ur hanging
n not fed up with the spoilt brat

i somehow suspect our watapps got delay action.. ur answer is like 3-4 sentences late. :)
the what's app msg need to travel 3000 miles leh.. very far!! o_O
that was funny..

oh yah, u know the all blacks haka "ka mate"?
yup.. the war cry
tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru.. ^^
this sentence reminded me of u pumpkin..

i hope the strange hairy man comes back soon, & protects me from other strange men..
hmm.. i know a strange hairy man.. but not the other strange man

lolx.. pumpkin u can go google that tomorrow..
google the haka, not the strange men. lolx..
ok.. now.. i go google.. "sleep"
no goodnight kissies?
*kiss*..

15 Oct @ 07:28
morning!
nice morning call.. so 巧..
i just open my eyes & heard the what's app msg..
ya.. u shd go sleep more..
this is the same reason why i say i dun want to disturb ur morning sleep

better than me, my MSc class is friday 630-930pm
starting 7 nov
MSc? the one u mentioned at Bark? some 2nd scholarship thingy?
my 1st module is on Friday evening class.. so no more Friday night MJ :(

i just tot of something funny..
pumpkin when u get ur MSc, i'll have to address u as "Master Ong".. so u will officially be a "大人".. lolx..
u can call me master anytime even without my MSc

u still in bed huh?
ur fever totally subsided?

so.. no caving.. no cruise.. pumpkin going for more golfing today?
nope.. thunderstorm hanging overhead
think juz makan n shopping
shopping! going Cole's?
shopping for toys for my nephew, hiking stuff for myself n maybe something for u
wah.. pumpkin so sweet..
sweeter after u tasted the pumpkin

how many nephews have u got ah?
1 only lar..
i had send u a pic of him right?
the one with the killer trolley?
yup.. kiddy trolley lar
killer trolley?
u say he knocks into everyone along the way mah..
*ouch*.. so killer trolley lor.. haha!
quite true.

what does that little guy call u?
舅舅 lor..
oh? ur sister's son?
cos kids usually cant pronounce the word "舅舅" well..
ya.. then who's
most of the time it sounds like "joo-joo"..
haha.. earlier on yes
huh. how i know how many siblings u have or dont have.. -.-"
his current prob is wif my dad.. gong gong became dong dong
i have only 1 younger sis :)

what's for lunch pumpkin?
check my FB, my guys tagged me
huh. 我问你，你叫我去 check fb. (-.-)

actually, wanted to ask.. why did pumpkin change ur fb profile pix?
i change every few mths :)
oh.. 我还以为是因为我说 pumpkin 那张照片很帅..
well, if u think that way, also can
give urself a pat on ur back that wat u said does influence me

ur princess playing mj now..
wish me luck?
winning?
just "gao" a 5 doubles
wish u win big big ok
but dun bully pple.. win big big can alrdy
dun need make pple 清家当产
lolx.. u shd know.. i always give chance one..

16 Oct @ 03:46
大懒猪..
why scold me?
tot u lazy bum.. 在赖床还没起嘛..
u go sleep..
think u yet to sleep since yesterday morning

so are u looking smart & manly in ur no. 4 now?
i looking smart n manly... with nothing on :)

okie doke. 轮到我 eyes really closing liao. gonna crash for 6 hrs, & hopefully can wake up by 10:00
will u be coming back to civilization later pumpkin?
i wil be back out b4 u wake up

骗我.. 说我醒之前你会回来跟我说早安..
每次都骗我.. 不守信用..
我以后都不相信你了!
没这样小气吧？
每次都被骗.. 不是小气.. 是心灰意冷..
人不是笨的.. 常常失望后，就不会有期望了..

真是的.. 都跟你说不爽了，你连哄都不哄哄我.. 我就真的那么什么都不是吗?
well, if u can understand my limitation in the wild then u will not be 不爽..
i was busy n limited mobile coverage n need to drive the guys around..
我虽然聪明.. 可是我没当过兵，我也不是你肚子里的蛔虫.. 对你而言可能是日常的琐事，但你如果不跟我说，我根本什么都不会知道..

*peace* i was really busy inside n no chance to watapps u
i m sorry that i disappoint u for not giving u a lovely msg b4 u wake up.

*sulk*..
hmm.. 下不为例 hor..
can't promise but will try my best.
好吧.. 勉强接受..
不然你真把我当成小气鬼..

17 Oct @ 05:45
*kiss*..
*kiss kiss*..
hee hee.. left & right cheek huh?
cheek? buttock cheek? no no! left right fore-head ok..

how come nowadays always going in.. last time always go hq meeting one leh..
coz last time tattoo went in.. now if need snr guy there, only got me..
"senior guy".. wah.. 大人您真了不起 !! 不愧是 detachment commander !!

take care major.. say hi to the roos for me..
ok.. will try to hug them for u.. if i can get near enf
huh. no need. wave to roo can liao. come back then pumpkin hug me.

really very flurry huh?
u will find out
hmm.. sounds like a threat.. *scary*.. lolx..
i am easily intimidated..
is an option, not a threat

hmm.. as long as i'm ur option no. 1 - top priority!
这个.. even if not no. 1.. 可不可以至少不要 no. 2999 huh?
haha..
think within 1 hand can
1 hand..? uhmm.. not in competition with mrs palmer & her other daughters, miss handy right?
i meant pirority within 5.. :)

huh.. 那谁排在前面?
u could be 1st of 5 right?

juz came back frm dinner.. pong pong then debrief then sayang u ..

why want to shoot me?
u love to hug a cold flurry body?

test test
还说 debrief liao 回来就 sayang 我..
*kiss kiss kiss*..

18 Oct @ 19:14
are u camping over with the roos tonight?
yup
eh.. then how come there's signal where u are huh?
limited
phone @ a corner

my bed
wah.. look so cosy..
ok.. sleeping.. & the phone far far away frm me so i won't get to hear it ring or walk over & pick it up
gd night

19 Oct @ 05:59
early morning, roo by my window.
wah!! soo many!! cute leh..

u pple not sending mark off tonight?
we picking them up tmr
wow.. he got so many gals to send him off.. jealous

batt left 6%...
pumpkin jealous? hee hee.. then do u want me to pick u up on the 27th?
dun need lar.. my dad picking me up after his badminton
if u come n receive me, will be like hi! bye!
huh.. 大人不要就算了..
is not worth ur time.. but if u can help me find a table for MJ on Friday (28th), then it will be best.
我还以为大人会很想看到我.. 原来是我想多了..
担心看了，舍不得，不能回家

原来大人想打麻将多过想见我..
一举两得
if u don't mind playing with 3 people u dont know, then i try to arrange for u lor.
huh? why 3 pple i dun know?
i wld had know u right?
i dont think i'll be playing.. cos sat morning i'm flying off early..
where u flying to?
i din know u flying off
nvm then.. maybe we shd meet for lunch on friday then.. me off on friday.. going back sqn on monday

lolx.. of cos pumpkin wont know.. i never mentioned what..
so where u heading to?
i away 5 weeks, u also 5 weeks?
indo.. yah lor.. that's why i tot i'd go airport to pick pumpkin, so pumpkin can go airport send me too..
wat time is ur flight on sat?
8:30 i think..
i can send u over on sat.. :)
not a prob @ all.

u like pineapple tarts?
my mum make the best pineapple tarts
but she say she retired frm making it alrdy
so if u want to bake for me.. had to be better than my mum
standard high ok
huh.. was just thinking of buying.. 至于 bake 嘛.. 还没想那么远..
i will fail pumpkin's first criteria of 贤妇..

done report.. now... to strip club!
wow.. 真有闲情.. 玩得开心点..
tmr juz need to pick them up n bring them shopping.. so.. can wake up late
gals here not very pretty leh
many bigger size than me
huh.. but pumpkin stil going what.. *duh*..
here alrdy :)
maybe can find some company in bed tonight.. so pumpkin won't be lonely..
told u me not into buying companionship alrdy
:)

boring.. we back @ hotel
huh? so fast?!
so u 29th go indon for how long?
4 wks
wow.. that long.. haha..
too bad then.. we won't get to see each other..

night ended so early.. then all go back hotel do what?
me? in bed, alone under the blanket..
lolx.. dont worry pumpkin, u wont go to bed alone starting tomorrow night. ah mark gor will be there liao.
we not sharing a bed leh
all major single room

raining tonight.. 24℃.. *brrr*.. wished my furry orc was here cuddling me under the duvet..
i cuddle under my own blanket
u do likewise
n imagine me there

u go indon 4 weeks for wat?
julie's cousin getting married. she going back, so june & i follow lor.
huh? what 4 weeks?! 4 days niah lah..
white colour is who?!
U!
U said 4 weeks! :)
oh! me huh.. typo..

wah! why pumpkin must 连名带姓 call me huh?
huh?
"Seet 薛XX L." ?
oh..so tat i rem ur chinese name wat
huh.. 三个字而已 leh.. 有那么难吗? o_O
whey.. 你还记得怎么念吗?
think so
Lou ling
*faints*..
wrong meh?
think is my hang yu ping ying prob
王XX先生.. 一点诚意都没有..
Ling Mei
eee.. 杰哥哥.. 别那样叫我.. 我的毛全都站起来了.. -.-"

20 Oct @ 03:18
杰哥哥早!
oh wait! darn.. forgot today is off.. pumpkin won't be up so early.. oopsie..
awake
琳妹早
u really dun need to sleep alot..
& u are up now?
less than 3 hrs of sleep
ur eye bag must be bad
*nods*..
i think the big room major has to buy me an expensive eye cream liao..

really juz becoz of me meh
i have so much 魅力, to make u develop eye bag?
huh.
then? becos of ah mark gor ah? or really that BMI > 30 chee kin? *duh*..

so? are u stating the fact that I did have the 魅力?
我也不知道啊.. 不觉得大人是典型有 "魅力" 的人.. 但也不能解释我的行为为什么会如此..
听起来很傻吧? lolx..
flattering :)

大人喜欢就好..
回来后就没有如此的优待了 hor.. ^^
ha.. so only for oversea travel privileges

anyway, why are u up so early? tot ah mark gor, casper & gang wont be there until at least lunch time?
slept 6hrs alrdy
old pple dun need too much sleep.. remember

因为回国 = 回到现实嘛..
现在是在国外闷, 所以我才有机会跟大人聊天.. 等大人回国后，就不需要我来 entertain 你了啊..
back home also can entertain wat..
back home pumpkin will have ur 后宫三千佳丽.. 大人就不会觉得闷了.. 自然也不会有闲情应酬我了..
i not so "irresponsible" leh

那谁排在前面?
haha.. 告诉你也不认识
但你说了我就知道了嘛..
juz put it plainly.. I have NO commitment currently

ex wife, ex gf, julie (maybe?).. can't think of other 2..
我说过，我不是安慰奖.. 我不做备胎般的代替品.. ^^
julie? oh.. is like almost a mth since i last sms her lor.

tks..
so love.. :)
u didn't ermm.. open that up right in public, right?
& why is ur bed so messy huh?
nope.. he gave it to me in my room
大人你喜欢吗?
今晚睡得会很甜
你要好好照顾 stitch 喔..
ok

the view as i'm lunching.. ^^
u @ keppel marina
wah! pumpkin u're sooo smart! how u know it's keppel marina?
can sense ur whereabt

still shopping huh?
yes.. still shopping.
men can shop so long one huh..

this look better
hee hee.. stitch looks like he owns the bed..
whey.. but where's the little card?? throw away liao huh??
kept lar..

so fast done shopping?
woman really chg their mind very fast.
juz now was man shop so long? now is so fast done shopping

sleeping..
tmr early day n long day
Zzzz
stitch say gd nite
okie doke. dont leave stitch alone in the corner.
ok.. juz scare i flatten him
he is more sturdy than u think! -.-"
:)
good night both of u.. hug each other tight.
nitez
kiss?!
*kiss*..

21 Oct @ 04:08
stitch darling.. time to wake up the fat pumpkin next to u..
morning!
i realized stitch not a happy chap.. he frown rather than smile
really? frown? hmm.. then stitch looks like this guy lor..
this orange monster also frowning.. or maybe is sulking..

"orange monster"?
cant see the image clearly
hee hee.. the orange monster looks so grouchy in the mirror..
who is the orange monster?
huh?
oh.. now then i saw the image
i m the orange monster *monster*
*hur hur*..

now i think i know why pumpkin's callsign is rambutt liao..
why?
cos really very furry.. can see alot of the 胸毛 peeking from ur orange singlet..
now then u see.. 更有魅力了吧
毛多是魅力吗? o_O
but can have the "velcro" effect.. lolx..
u like?
没试过.. 还不知道喜欢不喜欢..
如果试了不喜欢, is pumpkin going to wax them all off?!
no way!
there are plenty that appreciate :)
ooh yah.. 忘了大人经验丰富 + 后宫佳丽多.. 唯独我不会欣赏..
你还没try,
可能爱不释手
hmm.. 有没有 money-back guarantee?
is free, no payment still want money back?
*nod nod*.. 骗取一点点零用钱..

sunset over rocky.. romantic right?

u no party?
wat u doing then on a friday evening?
thinking of my orc..
开玩笑的.. 大人别被吓到..
huh.. if u not thinking then 我才会被吓到

nobody else around anyway, house is empty.
wat happen to u? fever again?
ur parents left for BJ alrdy?
BJ?!
北京
oh oh oh.. Beijing! i tot..
wat u thinking?
alone @ home m having dirty thoughts
naughty gal
but... 我喜欢

pumpkin told me before his criteria for a gf/wife.. is he curious to know mine?
hmmm... true, not only shd someone meet mine criteria.. i must also meet the gal high standard
so wat ur selection criteria?
i have a list of 10.. but they are real substantial qualities.. not like the 3 idealistic ones u mentioned..
woohoo..
u mean like KPI type can tick off
i dont know what is KPI.. tick off what?
KPI = key performance indicators
like u have 10 KPI & tick them off once the KPI is met. tick all 10 & is bingo! found ur prize!
so wats on ur list?
share wif me the prime number criteria
okie here goes..

i like 6), no many pple have this now
家教 reflects on his family, 内涵 reflects on his upbringing
10) will come first then 1). he need to find u irresistible then can commit
wrong.. if (10) comes first before everything else, then the relationship is a superficial one. wont last.
大男人 is not 1 of them.. becos i believe someone with all 10 的应该不会是小男人..

so i think u yet to find one that meet all 10 without compromise.. else u will be married now wif loads of kids
是因为以前太年轻，不懂事。不知道自己要的是什么。模糊不清的去找，就算找到也都是错的..
i see..
now then u are clear of ur criteria, i hope u can find him soon :)
this 10.. 是想了很久很久很久，才想出来的..
becos i'm worth it
希望你不会等得很久很久才找到他

hmm.. 那这个 KPI, pumpkin 拿几个 tick? 有及格吗?

大人没兴趣，不及格没关系.. 大人军营里什么都没有，男人最多。就拜托大人替小妹留意适合的咯。反正大人的第一条件我已经不及格了.. 不过小妹我也会替你留意的 hor. ^^
剩下的几天大人自己小心点，过几天就回国了。我也就不再跟大人说早安晚安了。
bubbye stitch.. take good care of the fat pumpkin.. ^^

22 Oct @ 07:44
gd morning! i doze off again last night
*pig*..
ur KPI, wat is the passing grade n wat is the "ace" grade?
dont understand..
u got 10 KPI right? so tick off how many consider pass n tick off how many consider "A1"?
(1) to (3) 不可缺.. 其余还可以商量..
hmm.. A1? maybe.. 80%? never really tot of this before wor..
think i shd able to get A2..
A2 是几分?
70% :)
专心听课

wow.. wat happen to the mj queen ?
huh.. i never said i was the mahjong queen leh..
who give me that title one??
i bestowed the title on you, my honourable mj queen
huh.. i tot i was pumpkin's princess..
ya.. but u are mj queen
@ mj, u higher level

i will be here to support u.. coz i need u to wake me up @ 1230am (sg time)... Liverpool playing
how to wake the fat pumpkin?
juz watapps lar.. haha..
what's app can hear meh??
can..
okie doke.. bill u another day for the services rendered..
huh? morning call also got service charges?
personalized service stil wanna complain..
ok.. no complaint

23 Oct @ 00:25
*ding dong*..
hello hello?!
hello
up yet? *pig*
up up tks
wat is the mj?
-$200 (0_0)
sayang sayang
so my charges for the morning call service currently stands at $200..
huh?
ok lor.. how to reject u right..

who is Liverpool playing up against?
Norwich
huh. lousy team. & to think u woke up for it. -.-"
does not matter which team they played
So long as it is them who is playing
*rolls eyes*..
hope Liverpool wins then. not becos i support them, but becos that'll make u happy
thank you princess

Liverpool drawing leh.. 1-1
yah.. just realised.. Holt scored for Norwich..
okie dont disturb. & u dont get too agitated.
y too.. make ur way safely home

23 Oct @ 09:12
got over ur 200 loss?
愿赌服输.. nothing to get over abt..

playing keno.. give me 7 numbers frm 1-80
stil in time for keno?
yup yup
waiting for u
4, 5, 8, 13, 19, 31, 80..
good luck!
10 games
update u later

bet $10, win $5, net lost $5
whoops.. sorry..
:)
no prob..
u might give me luck in other things
hmm.. difficult.. i dont have the 横财 luck one..
u have the mj play well n win luck?
huh.. 好像好讽刺..
no lar.. u mj queen. juz happens friday u met mj goddess
mahjong need (1) skill + (2) concentration + (3) luck..
有 skill 就会输少，有 luck 就会赢多..
see.. even the rationale sound like a mj queen
huh.. dont orh lok me leh..
resting @ home alrdy?

24 Oct @ 21:53
saw ur fb post.. still stuck outside the hse?
i am so stupid lor..
got in alrdy?
sit outside cry..
serious.. still crying?
go away. i'm not in the mood to fool with u.
i hate this.. where's a superhero when u need one?!
5000km away..
where?
here.. maybe :)

25 Oct @ 13:34
feeling better today after last night adventure?
last night not adventure.. is nightmare..
well so long as u are safe n the nightmare is over. then everything shd be juz fine.
but last night u so fierce
last night fierce? where? o_O
the "go away" part lor..
but nvm, forgive u :) since u poor thing last night
actually felt like boxing ur face last night.. *pok*..
more than willing since u are so lost n max out last night
"go away" is nicely asking u to back off & dont step on my toes.. u wanna see a sample of "fierce"?
FIERCE IS LIKE THIS! ALL CAPS!! ALOT OF !!!??!!!
plus @#$%*@#$%* !!!
i scare..

easier book? dont think so. cos ur book cover only says (in big fonts) "crass, loud mouthed, chee hong & tactless
i dont think anyone has flipped thru the pages before
there sure are pple who had flipped thru before but not many.. so still in pristine condition..
"pristine" means original condition. unspoiled. new.
i done great restoration work on this book :)
u mean u are a "reference" book? thick & heavy & dusty?
for u to read n find out
for me to read? heh heh.. then take care dont piss me off leh. i'd rip ur pages out one by one before finally breaking ur spine..
can dun so violent or not?

没打钩钩的是哪三个?
1) how to commit when not started; 5) i think i am but dun know how u think; 10) not yet irresistible but attractive enf for me to watapps everyday
i tot it was 5, 8 & 9..
dun think I had disappoint anyone in 8) yet :)
tot i had told u one of the reason why my marriage broke is coz i wanted kid but she dun..
so, yes, i like kids but kids does not always like me.
shd we meet for dinner on friday?

还是觉得这张照片很帅气!
one of the reasons becos u were fiddling with ur phone even then. & i like to think that u were what's app-ing me. 不要脸 hor?
& yes, ur ＂不要脸＂quite accurate, was watapps u

"arousing".. hmm..
but.. but.. "shortest" how to be "arousing"?? lolx..
i like ur dirty thoughts
very tempting

so late liao stil pong pong.. wait 风湿.. but wash clean clean hor..
emm.. u seem to like ur man wash clean clean
but some woman like their man 男人味
i like wash clean clean first, then he can get dirty & sweaty together with me..

hee.. pumpkin 不止个子大，度量也大.. 我喜欢..
but make sure is this "度" 量大, not this "肚" 量大..
size same same
both "肚" & "度"

nitez princess
night pumpkin. dont forget to hug stitch. he's afraid of the dark.
huh.. i pack him into my luggage alrdy leh :)
& is very dark inside
how huh?

26 Oct @ 07:53
morning.. boring last day, dun know wat to do
shopping also sianz
here also have..

i go another chemist find
gee.. that means expired liao right? stil can sell? o_O
they can sell, but i m not buying

bought a combi for u coz the left most expiry 02/12 while the rest are in 2013 n beyond
wow.. thanks pumpkin! appreciate the effort..
em.. does this make the lip more kissable?
hmm.. 试过就知道了.. 不过以前试过的人评价都很高..
ok.. looking fwd

ok.. text u tmr b4 i fly.. gonna go drinking wif my guys by the pool
& they are planning to throw me in coz i said i scare the cold cold pool water
are u flying back alone tomolo? too bad stitch will be in the cargo compartment.
ya.. can't possible put him in my carry on right? look funny when my haversack goes thru x-ray

Friday dinner plan. 1) seafood @ 华有园；2) tze char @ TPY. 3) yet to think. but i will like to eat Asian food :)
of cos.. i would be surprised if the orc wants another huge chunk of steak..
u ok if i dun bring u to atas restaurant this time round?
huh. of cos lah. duh. i was actually going to ask if u wanted to eat at 85. u think i really 千金大小姐 huh.
treat my princess like 千金小姐 mah

do u like chinese teochew food?
yes too
i very traditional Chinese boy
"boy".. 40 yrs old liao stil "boy"..
i m 35!!
i wan ginseng chicken soup

27 Oct @ 07:45
boarding @ rocky!
txt u when @ brisbane

landed brisbane :)
ok.. boarding soon.. txt u when landed in sg

landed
where?
changi lar
so has ur dad dad picked u up? ^^
yup, they are outside
"they"?
my sis brought my nephew here to see aeroplane
lolx.. okie doke. say "hi" to Rafael for me.

T1 carpark is at ground level.. why take the escalator up?

sleeping sleeping..
still cold cold?

28 Oct @ 02:25
funny.. first time i fell asleep on the big room major..
dont remember Stitch being so big size, but he looks HUGE sitting there.. lolx..
whey.. why u leave Stitch sitting on the chair huh?! doesn't he get to sleep on the bed?? *hurt*..

morning.. today i handicap... taking bus everywhere
car servicing pick up @ 4pm :)
& stitch is on my table. not chair

X3 in for servicing, going visit gp for cough med, then cut hair then take car, then go back chg then pick u up. whole day program.
oh.. poor pumpkin.. sick huh?
coughing since 3rd week.. din tell u coz u will say me 身体 weak
just don't faint on me later, mr. 个子大体质弱. i will grab ur wallet & run..
crazy.. but if i really faint, pls dun bully me hor..
还我清白!!

me ready. let me know when u here.
ermm.. do i need to bring a brolly?
very funny
will be there in 5mins :)
ha-di-ha. okie coming down now.
wait.. i cannot find my house key..

oh.. in case u tot i rushed off to meet my 后宫佳丽, me alrdy home

morning call ur princess @ 5:15 am pls..
ok.. :)
nitez nitez
kissie?!
next time give u a real one.. *kiss*
looking forward. make sure ur lips are well moisturised, pumpkin.

29 Oct @ 05:29
thanks for the morning call, pumpkin.. have a good one at golf today too..
but i think u passed ur cough to me..
but.... i din kiss u leh... how to pass?
my throat hurts leh.. dry & itchy.. if not u then who?
i buy herbal tea when u come back on tues..
wat time n flight huh? tues?

i'm not sure if there's wifi at julie'place. in case there isnt & i cant what's app, dont miss me too much hor.

1 Nov @ 20:26
home.. shower n i m gd to go..
where u? home?
casual ok.. i wanna eat 田鸡粥
any objection?
yes home. porridge sounds good. healthy.
will u coming by to pick me? ^^
?? then wat? make u go geylang n wait for me?
i got so un-gentleman meh?
huh. how i know ur 大男人 style. o_O
no need so fierce bah.
of coz fierce lar 1) u insulted my gentlemanliness 2) u still dun know me well enf

eh.. then before we go makan, do u think u can drop me around the corner to pass something to a friend?
ok.. sure, anything for the princess..
huh.. wait i tell u my friend stay choa chu kang then u *faints* hor..
well, if is CCK.. then the romantic thing to say is "和公主游车河也不错＂
but the practical will be "makan then CCK can?"

fit, dun need to reverse
are u holding ur breath?
dont pass out from lack of oxygen..

大人，你喜欢吗？
公主买的，大人当然喜欢

2 Nov @ 06:09
早安老爷..

3 Nov @ 00:15
home. going pong pong
half of the kuah lapis gone... into the stomach of my father n all the worker @ my shop
wow.. i guess that shd mean the kueh lapis not bad right? maybe not as good as ur mama's but still 有水准..
as for the kueh lapis, it could also mean someone is very hungry
but honestly, is gd. i can't say is better than my mum.. but it is gd.. almost there

sorry tonight's mj took a little longer than expected. but hope u had fun.
yup, it was fun.. i realized the only big lost i make is the 5 tai to u..

i otang u 16 x hanging... sorry leh.. dun have iPhone @ work cannot solve
must be too busy having fun entertaining nos. 1 to 2998..
*kiss* gd night princess
& FYI, out of the 2999; u are the only privilege one that is being called princess n get good night kiss every night

putting aside all this nonsense abt 1-2999... i really enjoy ur company these couple of days when we hang out.

the postman just came by..
huh.. i bought so many batt for u?

dont know. haven't try yet. i scared it explode.
ok.. then hang on to it..
i will try it.. at least explode in my face, not yours
huh.. but 老爷你已经够丑了.. 如果再爆炸的话..
if explode in my face, 再丑，你就要以身相娶！
"以身相娶"? 大人你要入赘、要我把你 "娶" 过门啊?? hmm.. 其实 "薛XX" 听起来也不错 hor?
*speechless*
好啦好啦.. 再丑也把你 "娶" 过门 okie?
*so happy*

dun miss me tmr m sat ok :)
huh? 금요일 하고 토요일 어디에 가요?
wont miss. when the big room major comes back on sunday, i would have forgotten all abt him liao..
i coming back saturday lar
by saturday can still rmb right?

maybe i told u in my dream when i was dreaming abt u.. cfm u din get to meet me in dreamland ?
eh.. dont remember having nightmares the past few nights.. so quite sure didn't dream abt the nasty orc..
*sad*
*heartbroken*

u kena caught in the rain again?
i think i will buy a small, light umbrella for u for Xmas
make sure it's pink & studded with swarovski crystals. so can put inside display case keep at home.
keep @ home? is meant to be kept in ur bag!
emm.. was thinking of prada or LV umbrella.. they no carry pink umbrella
huh.. LV prada gucci got sell brolly one meh? never see before..
got, i saw b4.. but many pirated one
yah.. it's all iLV iPRADA iGUCCI.. i for imitation..

by the time Christmas come, rainy season going to over liao.. no need buy brolly already..
buy me LV gucci prada bag better.. *winks*..
emm.. ok.. prada wallet? the long one?
pink colour?
pink prada wallet? 还真没看过.. 是不是 iPrada 的 design?pink wallet, maybe Chloe have

what is "ur generation" stuff? for uncles above 40+??
Princess, i m 35.. 4 yrs earlier than u
u borned, i 4 yo.. not even in kindgarden
yes.. i know the orc is 35.. hey i stil remember the birthday okie?! XX/XX/1976
that time mix up with XX/XX/1976.. kenna buah..
huh? both date u type the same leh
still blur
aiyoh. typo. i mean to say, i remember u are the "1976" one. the other time confused u with "1974" one. lolx..
:) so now which one u will rem best? 1976 or 1974?
last time i secretly liked the 1974 one leh. cos i think he's very MAN!
we used to go for late night kopis once in a while & talk all sorts of crap. boy, that was fun. ^^
now u think the 1976 even man-er right?
no happy ending?
no lah, we just friends. 因为做朋友才可以长长久久.
somemore, he really is TOO 大男人 liao.. i buay tahan..

wat bags & wallet u have now? so if i want to buy for u, wld be a brand u dun have
huh. but if u wanna buy 冒牌货, they usually only have for that few big brands - lv gucci chanel leh.
Gucci brolly
i m sure I can find small one to fit into ur bao bao
& no, won't buy u fake stuff, u too classy n atas for that
wow.. 原来还真有 gucci brolly.. but the picture one so big, how to put inside bag??
maybe in 30 years' time then i can use it as a tong kat.. lolx..
will find a small one for u ok

eh.. abit early for christmas gift exchange, no? somemore i might not be around leh..
ya hor.. ur long story yet to be told
where u going n why not bringing me there ?
this morning i asked if the big room major will miss me if i go away in december.
i was thinking. if he says "yes", then i'll keep the trip short. come back in 4-5 days. but seems like his schedule is rather packed too for december, he wont have time to miss me. so i'll go away for abit longer then. maybe say, 3 weeks?
if u have wifi n can watapps or skype, then won't miss so much lor
if not.. def will miss u deep deep
huh.. i think there no what's app one. no wifi no internet. dont even have electricity sometimes.
huh.. then will miss u dearly

eh.. u also not bringing me anywhere what.. *duh*..
u want, let's go ho chi min in Jan, after my audit, b4 CNY
uhmm.. this ermm.. izzit with ur entire harem again huh?
nope, if u dun mind.. juz u n me.. more lovely mah
i wanna to see the Vietnam war tunnel, eat french-Viet food n explore the museum
but the war tunnels all very small one leh.. pumpkin will get stuck!
yes, & u rescue me ok
i will grab all ur Vietnamese Dong & run !!
the other place i want to go is Bhutan, Tibet & Mongolia
then back to Nepal but all these are longer trip

can u google "vinpearl"? it's a beach resort in Vietnam
@ da nang
but are u really keen on HCM n Hanoi? 5-6 days F&E?
oh.. we can add it in if we go HCM n Hanoi..
hcm is south & hanoi is north. da nang in between. 5-6 days can go all these places??
i go do some research n planning.. wif tunnel n da nang in mind..

make sure the big room major cuts his bmi down hor.. wait really tio stuck in the tunnel..
ok.. yes, let's go Vietnam after my audit n juz b4 CNY :)
i go do planning after i come back tmr
i will: (1) burst out laughing & (2) grab all ur US$ & (3) run
that all u know.. grab my money n run..

4 Nov @ 05:31
안녕..
안녕하세요 공주
저 자요.. 당신은 착한 소년이 있습니다..
토요일에 만날가요..
u wanna meet on sat?
i come back quite late leh..
키스를 주세요? ^^
u asking for a kiss on sat?
huh.. ur dictionary not working well..
다음 주에 만나요~
"키스를 주세요" -> 지금! 바보..
*kiss kiss kiss kiss*

got wifi @ the golf club cafe :)
rainy day again, u again no brolly?
nope. today i'm a good girl. got bring brolly out cos it was drizzling this morn.
你学乖了
but.. but.. the clumsy me slipped..
oh.. is it serious? omg..
how come when u get urself in trouble, i not around to be ur hero!

打完球了，rest of the day 做什么?
massage, shopping & sleep
if not laze by hotel pool but now rainy leh
huh. didn't know the orc actually liked shopping. lolx..
if given a choice, i rather laze by the pool when the sun is out
either that or sleep. shopping no choice.
huh.. 大人不喜欢 shopping? 那以后怎么陪公主逛街??
副卡给你好吗？
oooh.. 无限欢迎..
u shop, i sit & drink kopi, play iPad
"indon style massage".. sounds kinky.. got those "extra service" kind huh?
no lar.. no kinky..
kinky next time get frm princess
副卡拿来先..

5 Nov @ 01:41
i think i look quite chio.. but my friend say i look like a 傻子.. what does the orc think huh..?
비가.. 지금 너무 춥다.. 저는 괴물이 그리워요..
내일아침, 많은키스를 주세요?
lovely pic *kiss kiss kiss*

was original of asking u for dinner, but scare i too tired to entertain u...
huh.
up to the big room major lor. see if he wanna see his princess. lolx..
yes, i do. :)
where will u be @ 7pm?
eh.. not too sure. where do u need me to be?
need u to be with me :)

why dun i pick u up frm ur place? 730pm?
okie.. let me know later when u're on the way?
in case u're too tired & need to rest..
yes princess
rest on ur shoulder lor :)

why u want me to be unhappy?
so i can cheer u up? Lolx..
is like digging ur nose by putting u hand over the back of ur head
can't u juz cheer me up directly?
eewww..
okie. u are sooo not patting my head anymore from now on!!
no! later than explain to u..

me on bus, heading home now. hey, i tah paoed some "kweh pie ti" for u leh..
大人，你会很累吗？
还好，看到你就会精神了
kua pa ti, 你亲手帮我做吗？
huh.. 不是 leh.. 大人该不会就不吃吧？顶多等下亲手拿给你咯..
你亲手喂我就行了

u want yakult or not?
grape
no grape. rose can?
yakult got rose?
got. i bring rose for u, u try
coming down liao. sorry
np.. 等你是我的荣幸

so weird.. just realised u came all the way to bedok eat hokkien mee, when newton there got famous hokkien mee..
is not the hokkien Mee.. is the person sitting by the side drinking sugar cane juice ;p
who? me?
yup. U!

6 Nov @ 00:13
*kiss kiss kiss* gd nitez
how come tonight so unfriendly? no gd nitez?
huh? u just got home..?
no no.. that was send in error
i was home by 10pm
老实说.. 我刚才就那样拿了你的 $50, 你会不会介意?
我人大方, 无所谓

so fierce for what? 啊不用那么凶吧..
u avoiding action very gd
i need to be firmed
huh.. u then funny leh.. just now see me never ask..
saw u. excited .. trembling .. forgot

will i get to see the orc tomorrow?
unlikely
but me free Monday totally
no program
huh.. so ermm.. is that a "hint" for me to date u out??

since u dun want to date me for tmr.. then i shd do the honor
Princess, do u wanna have dome breakfast tmr?
huh.. but i tot the big room major last night say he dont like dome..
i din say i dun like.. i say i dun know they have gd breaky
30yo age, 50yo memory ....
aiyoh.. now u sound like my mama..

can i propose something more healthy tmr?
let's go for a run or jog or cycle @ east coast early tmr morning.. then brunch after..
pumpkin.. my stamina is ultra terok one.. i dont think u can tahan jogging with me..
emmm.. ok.. let's stick to breaky n maybe movie?
or u wanna go exercise by urself early morning first?
ya.. that the idea
then i smelly smelly go meet u :) 男人味！
where u go exercise? if u going east coast then i can follow u..
wait.. i think cannot.. no track shoe
1 pair in sqn.. the other pair still in aust :(

or u wanna come my place swim tml morning before bf?
hmmm.. wat ur motive? can't wait to see me in tiny whiny swimtrunk?
... .. ...
i'm just trying to be nice..
somemore i dont think u can fit into a "tiny" swimming trunk..
ur pool, can do laps right?
usually i swim @ NTUC club. or Sembawang country club or Temasek club
up to the big room major whether he wants to go sembawang country club, ntuc club, temasek club.. or his private tanah merah club..
i go over @ 9am, swim 30mins.. shower n we leave ur place abt 10am? bagus?
30 mins.. enough to cut pumpkin's BMI?

saw a LV umbrella! hunting around for ur Xmas gift :)
huh.. so early? Xmas is more than a month away leh.. o_O
luxury umbrella hard to hunt
wait the luxurious brolly more expensive than my entire 身价 how..
i will have to wet my body in the rain just to protect it & keep it dry..

i fell asleep..
just woke up.. jumped out of bed tot late for work somemore..
haha.. so funny!
u slept frm 5plus till now
huh.. how the big room major know what time i fell asleep? i dont even know myself..
when u stop responding is when u fell asleep lor

i worn the t-shirt u bought frm indon today.
fit nicely :)
but too bad not dating u when I wearing it :)
huh.. then u wear it & date which char bor??
hope u weren't holding ur breathe throughout ur "hot date"..
not hot date..
wif u then is hot date :)
today when out wif the my "sister" who suppose to go Cambodia wif me :)

drinking wif friends @ siglap
i see u tmr @ 9am?
i say gd nite later ok.. heading home by 11pm
9:00.. sure.. if the big room major is certain he has no other women he needs to entertain..
tmr for u only.
huh.. so after tomolo, i will have exhausted all my quota as no. 2999.. not supposed to see 大人 until 3 years' time..
u are due for promotion :)

no need "secretly".. will be down by the pool reading my book! not staring at the fatty orc!
ha.. the book is to hide ur peeping eyes right?
... .. ...
no need to peep.. if princess wanna see she will 光明正大 see with her eyes big big.. (0_0)
u think like u huh.. always peeping at me & checking me out.. think i dont know..

driving home.. ttyl.. unless u fall asleep again
huh.. u drink & drive?!
tks for the concern princess
i m safely home
commissioned officer.. how can drink & drive.. so irresponsible..
drink abit only
but tks again.. felt ur fear of me getting into trouble

i bet u got prob sleeping now coz u slept too much in the day
huh.. i barely slept 2 hrs just now leh..
我看大人应该很累吧.. 出去游荡了一天，又喝了酒..
yup, tired.. will be falling asleep soon
but also if sleep, then can see princess faster
in case fell asleep
say gd nitez & *kiss kiss kiss* 1st

how much did u drink huh?
2 of us 1 jug
not alot right?
stil acceptable.. anything more pls leave ur car @ home..
yes madam. will obeyed as ordered
那就乖咯.. *pat pat*..
你疼疼我，我就会乖乖
huh.. 那我哪天没空疼你，你就出去坏坏了 huh?
我就会找别人疼lor..
oh.. like that one huh.. 好吧，那就彼此彼此..
哪天大人没空时，我也就找别人疼疼我 lor..
你会给我机会疼你吗？

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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